LET'S ARGUE: The Hoes Aren't Scared 

Lmao I couldn’t put my finger on it but Eric Andre is exactly it. Hope they keep doing more of it

Bird up

Crazy we're at a point where people don't know ThatIsThePlan. Anthony was doing Eric Andre style videos before Eric Andre was. Like 2008.

@THICCTHICCTHICC dawg I fucking know what thatistheplan is. 🤦‍♂️😂

Doug lussenhop, go look em up.

would be tough to do from rehab but yeah

This the funniest shit I've read today

Now imagine his goofy laugh immediately after he does it while he runs away into the night

I forcefully vaccinated an aborted foetus this morning against covid 19

BOO

As a spokesperson, would you say that Radke has lost his way?

@TheAmazingClaytor I’d say his life is certainly like a video game, and he’s trying very hard to beat the stage.

Brad Tasters are starting to reach melonhead levels of ruining comments sections everywhere. HOO HAA

@TheAmazingClaytor adding to owls comments, i would say that radke has lost his way again through the storm through the wind

my great grandfather used to play it on the flute during the civil war. one of the greatest times of my life

​@eric we lost a lot of good men out there

9 actually

I swear I've seen this exact comment by you on like 10 videos, I might just being going insane though

🤓🤣

You watch a melon talk to us almost everyday and this is where you draw the line?

He's talking about bitches dude, and dogs are very scared of loud noise.

Holy crap that's such a good joke. How did you think of that impeccable wordplay?

They're fun to play with! Just another way to enjoy music :)

W I love my cassettes even with the knowledge that they're outdated. I pre-ordered the scaring the Hoes Cassette the other day :0

I work at a radio, someone sent us an ep on a floppy disk, I was more fascinated by the idea of what was inside than of what it would acctuelly sound like (I have no idea where to find a floppy reader).

exactly!! I know it's not hifi audio but people get real creative with the presentation and that's half the fun. I have just over a dozen tapes now, mostly from local bands, and it's just good fun.

Honestly it very much feels like a gimmick that artists go with as both an appeal to nostalgia and as a novelty. This isn't necessarily a condemnation mind you, as I'm a huge synthwave fan where cassette releases are pretty popular (relatively speaking) and makes sense given that the genre inherently plays off of the aesthetics and themes of the 80s, but I do have to wonder how much cassette releases make sense elsewhere.

humans like to feel things, same reason vinyl is coming back. its just fun!

mech keyboards

Hipsters. It's making a comeback because hipsters. Don't bother overthinking it. Everything about a cassette is inferior. I would know I have 220+

This is why I'm more of a videogame nerd than a music nerd. ... and why the motion control fad was such a curse.

@itmeurdad I think you're just thinking very simple lol, he's right in the sense of a tactile experience with your music. I enjoy playing my vinyl through my record player way more than I do streaming. It helps that you actually own the music unlike streaming which I do like as well + its pretty cool to have the album art covers in real life, idk just feels cool and special.

I wouldnt have played the title track for her. Thats a hard one to get into esepcially for a first time listener

@BEDEBOP pretty sure this wasn’t meant to be a joke buddy

Play he Muddy Waters and then tell her your raw dogging. Great start in my eyes

The overlap of 'scared' and 'unimpressed' can be pretty heavy. If I showed you a song that sounded like a construction site, just loud whirring, beeping, and crashing (which is what I assume the album sounded like to the hoes) you'd not only be unimpressed by it, but a little scared of how unhinged I'd have to be to like it.

i have a cursed queen cassete, shit sound absolutely horrendus idk what happened to that cassette

yeah and its also cool to think about tape degradation as a marker for the passage of time and the ephemeral nature of things. like sure its sad when your favorite tape gets worn out but you can view it as a representation for your devotion to and enjoyment of that album, just like with clothes or books. they get worn in, something that digital downloads or streaming lacks. idk i love magnetic tape its so cool

@faye fog Also if you care enough to still listen to tapes these days you probably know how to find new cassettes and record to them from the old one to extend its lifespan.

While the sound might have a different feel you appreciate you can always get the exact same sound from a cd. if you have a Cassette you like, if you burn it to a cd it will sound the exact same or rip it in FLAC format and listen to your cassette quality more conveniently. If the thing you like about cassettes is the physical aspect then that's fine but you don't actually need to use a cassette for the cassette sound.

You can make a track garbage on digital too. Intentionally

It does, I don’t know why they didn’t use the full line and call it “Stop scaring the hoes”.

I have never heard it used in that context lmfao what are you even talking about

13 year old tiktoks girls are actually really cool in real life. Some of them just made a tiktok of me working out and when I gave them a motivational speech they seemed to really click with it

@Alejandro Castillo I can’t even tell if this is satire anymore.

@Davie Bananas I’m 21 look 18 and I’m a local celebrity

There really is something to be said for "Leave em' wanting more." They gave so much, I'm perfectly happy with it ending.

@Prederick a truly excellent artist knows when it's time to stop.

Yeah I mean they'd been active for like 20 years at that point and in that time they won grammies, scores films, released platinum albums and cemented themselves as pop culture icons with the helmets. At a certain point it's like, what more is there to do?

Maybe That is the plan 😎

@thath09 yooooooo old heads rise up

Wow that's crazy. Message me

@Inedible Dorito you message me

Wait, you were terrified by The Record by BoyGenius?

​@BROKENSCAM That actually scares the bros.

@HappyCamper DS99 Sis, stop playing The Record by BoyGenius. You’re scaring the Bros.

Regular or rap voice?

@James Brown high pitch rap voice

@Mcde27 lil looks like I found a new hobby.

Reminded me of sound effects in the original Doom games

Well it’s only been like 2 weeks lol

But are you scared?

No woman is scared of this album, this is probably both of their most accessible albums

​@ID Like you know any women

@Ashtag Beats I've listened to this album so much that it feels like it's been like three months. (Usually when I listen to an album six times or more, it's been like a year or two since it came out).

Same here. I can write a movie review but album reviews are kinda hard for me.

I ain’t readin allat

And because hipsters, maybe?

I'd rather no solos, than an arbitrary solo in every song. Metal definitely had a problem with that at one point, where it was like everyone HAD to always include a guitar solo passage in every song... which resulted in droves of filler solos in songs that were already complete without them. It also just takes away the excitement when you can expect it in every song. It gets to a point where you know too much of what's coming and it stops being fun. Nobody out there is just churning out 10 minutes of amazing solo playing to fill-out an album. Some of them are going to be boring. It's not easy to write good, compelling, unique-sounding guitar solos to begin with, even for the best players. If you can't pull it off in such and such song, don't and the song will be better for it!

@Mike H yeah for sure. I love a good solo, but I understand people who don't like solos a lot better than I used to. AC/DC is one of my favorite bands and every one of their solos is good

@Mort Mort Mort AC/DC's method is all about feel though, nothing too superfluous. This gives them a consistency where you always get the things you expect, and it's always satisfying. Truth be told, I didn't used to think like I do either. I've been playing guitar for 20 years, studied all of the greats, tried to unpack their techniques. Maybe I'm just jaded now, but I know that pressure all guitarists feel to show off. What kind of guitarist doesn't play solos, doesn't emphasize technique? The problem I find is that when an artist focuses too much on displaying technique, the songwriting has to bend to accommodate it, becoming more predictable and less expressive... because the solo has to hit as the most expressive moment. Behind every great solo, is a cleverly-arranged structure that secretly supports it. And many structural elements limit the kind and amount of soloing you can do. Your songwriting basically has to be less diverse. It's why people who can do technicality AND songwriting are so championed. I feel more like Kurt Cobain felt about it in his heyday. Kurt wasn't super-fond of the metal scene he grew up with - it made him want to identify more as a musician than a guitarist, because he saw them as being more interested in competing on guitar, while he was more interested in conveyance/feeling. That's the problem I now have, where I see guitarists including solos that serve little role in the song, because they are guitarists and that's their idea of what guitarists do. It's really deep in the culture because of the shred days, when men (and a few women) became gods at soloing. A good example of this, that I have personally seen, is the lack of range some rock and metal guitarists have outside of soloing... I've met people that can do crazy improvised leads that I can't even comprehend in one go, but can't hold a steady, compelling strum pattern to save their lives. The soloing has a place, but AC/DC understood what that was. All of their solos serve to reinforce the rest of the song. I think people who take after the greats might've missed the fact that a solo is a part of the whole big picture of a song, that good songwriting comes first, and then if a solo makes sense, it can be the icing on the cake. None of the solos that guitarist love would ever have even been noticed by them if they hadn't had a backdrop of compelling music behind them. The solo doesn't make the song - its the other way around.

But was she SCARED? The Internet needs to judge your relationship’s integrity, man! Get us the details pronto, amigo 🧏🏻‍♀️👻❓

@kwhyland she was apathetic

Same

The most majestic one was when he showed his thighs for the first time

Anthony was on something different this episode

Like the first 3 seconds of this one got me thinking it was another ad that hadn’t been skipped but the player bar showed otherwise lmao

I know

Yeah but that back tho 😩

I’m 35, but same, but back in the late 90’s they were the jam for making recordings with my boom box making voice dubs and shit

@Vanilla yeah, making mix tapes was cool, but I never expected them to last more then a year before snapping. Then it was time for major surgery.