Message from the President Cold Open - SNL

@Eternal These people know what they are doing. When they created these concepts, they built their Lie around the very name. Just saying the words “Voting Rights Bill” or “Omicron” is keeping their Lie alive. The so-called Voting Rights Bill has nothing to do with Rights… and everything to do with stealing money from taxpayers… Just calling it “Voting Rights” is an insidious lie. The name itself is a lie… so they’ll do anything to keep it alive… even if the best they can do is to pretend they are poking fun at it. The label is the Lie. Just like “Climate Change” or “Global Warming” and “Transgender” is a lie. Simply using the words breathes life into the Lie, by legitimizing it. You don’t negotiate with terrorists, because acknowledging their existence is dangerous. You smash them. You burn Carthage to the ground and salt the earth so it never existed. You obliterate it. Completely. As if it never existed… or else it does exist. In Harry Potter they called Voldemort “He Who Shall Not Be Named.” School-shooters are no-longer named. The old proverb was “love me, or hate me, but spare me from your Indifference” Because hatred is a form of acknowledgement. Naming a thing, or allowing a thing’s name to persist, legitimizes it. And that’s what they are doing here. They’ve lost the battle… but this is a last desperate attempt to keep The Lie alive until they can revisit it.

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@Eternal This is just a new version of their usual lies. They started with outright lies. Then they tried to use comedy to shield their lies. Now they can’t even do that, so the best they can hope for is to just say the words… to try to keep their lie alive. “Voting Rights Bill” “Omicron” Nobody believes them anymore, but if they can just keep the words alive… maybe… It’s a dying gasping breath… but it’s still filled with poison.

Wake yourself up within my channels description for all your woke necessities

@Paul Hooson that was the best thing SNL has done 20 years maybe 30

@Imao oof who said I idolize Trump? I think he was a good president, but I don’t think he’s God. He’s definitely a way better president than Biden so Biden voters mocking Trump voters is ludicrous

Oh how SNL has fallen. If you think this guy has talent, I feel sad for you -- I could do a better impersonation. You really need to see the SNL of the early 90s when real talent existed.

what does that even mean? are you in the comedy business?

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@dietotaku you stole the line from toy story.... but dems are great at stealing things.... freedom... elections.... catch phrases....

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Jesus Christ died for our sins. He was buried, and He rose again the third day. 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4

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@TayC whose slow? $80 billion is what the United States gave Afghanistan over past the two decades in military support, only a fraction of which was spent on supplying them with weapons. Just because you saw it repeated in right wing circles on the internet, does not make it true, hun. Biden didn’t give the Taliban weapons

@Tyler Kochman illegally confiscate? Hahaha you're slow af

@Tyler Kochman nope. Biden gave the taliban $80 billion in weapons and left thousands of American citizens behind and gave the taliban a list of those in Afghanistan who aided US soldiers in the past, which lead to the taliban hunting down those innocent Afghan citizens trying to help us.

@TayC Biden did not give anyone that. are you somehow suggesting the United States should have illegally confiscated from the Afghan military the weapons we had supplied them with in the previous twenty years? Wow. Guess you really loved seeing a Taliban takeover so much you wish we had taken ACTIVE steps to actually ensure it occurred.

I'm pretty sure they did in James Austin Johnson's first cold open as Joe Biden. Plus, didn't they take aim at Biden's approval ratings here when he talked about another universe where he is the most popular.

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@Bill Clark nukes will have been around for a literal century in a couple years, chill

Endtimesitis is real. 🙄

@T K it'll be different this time. We have nukes, weapons of mass destruction, and so one. The end of days is ahead pick up a bible and turn to Jesus

Uh, no. We are not.

@West Side - Seriously. The laugh track? Lame AF.

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You wasted money 💰 on a soulless cash grab film.

You might been the only one in the theater. So yep

I mean, after seeing that, are you?

@Kim Marie the Lefties at SNL aren’t gonna make a democrat president look bad. They’ve had almost a full year of Biden’s stupid shit and this is the most they’re gonna do.

I know! I was all ready for him to be saying how in the revolution Washington's armies stormed the airports, the United Schstates, Covfefe, and then taking a little sip of water gingerly with both tiny hands!

A spot on impression requires an admission SNL writers are not ready to give

They are leaving the best material on the table!

Man I was thinking the same shit

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or has already been vaccinated

Well if its endemic everybody has it or had it or will never get it for the most part

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@JordanJapan why are you so mad 💀 pressed over nothing

@why me? nah I just said that 🤡

@JordanJapan damn you pressed 💀

ha whole room laughin

@LifeSavor ASMR at least the guy playing Biden can do a decent impression. TF can Pete Davidson do?

I highly doubt it....

A "goofy stoner" who basically has kept SNL relevant, has other successful career ventures, and has dated quite a few strong beautiful women.

"THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

@Dimitrios F let's hope the OD is soon.

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No it's just the end of days.

Well it's not sportsmanly for other people to make fun of him.

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Were you boosted?

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@Doctor Dewbie you mad kiddo

Worst Biden impression ever, imho

This was horrible

Sooo funny!

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Have seen spider man, Now I’m just waiting 😂

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You took the words right outta my mouth!!

"THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

@paulthorpeee steve jobs and bill gates were nerds. Life turned out ok for them. If your great advice for teens is to drink and party then i feel bad for you. You're actually a kid yourself.

TheIndianaGeoff JAJ is 32.

No, there is too much life in his eyes. They need to be more dead.

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His voice similarity is uncanny

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@Daddy America I agree

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I remember watching something live a couple of months ago and Biden said time for questions, and he then walks away without saying anything

Never leave your basement Chris, that way you’ll be safe.

@Doctor Dewbie lol

@JordanJapan あなたはバカアホですよはい僕は腹が立つです

@GO BUCS trumps L

Those are not jokes. Those are accurate observations.

@JordanJapan what’s he mad at exactly?

Lol cuz he didn't win

LOLOLOLOL This....

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@Laura Actually, 3 times. First time got him the VP job for 8 years.

@Laura In the real world he ran 4x. In this universe he had only ran twice before finally winning another run.

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@SJD yea...those darn journalists and their softball questions trying to trip poor Biden up.

@SJD wow lmao your not the sharpest

Thought the same thing....with the answers being about as sane.

@SJD sure buddy

Ever? It ranks about 279th. The show been on since the 70's.

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I was thinking the exact same thing!

Except they act like Joe can actually hold a conversation. It would've been funnier if they showed how Biden never makes sense.

You do worse on your English essay than on ur response to a dumb ITvid clip 😕

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Yes, nice cold open, let's go easy on Brandon

"THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

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@Buck Rogers the saddest part is that this video is about Joe Biden and yet you’re talking about Trump. We can’t mention Joe without someone saying “..but what about Trump”

@SLR 762 Biden didn't campaign yet somehow Brandon managed to beat the defeated former president Donald Trump. First he took his job. Then he took his home. And I mean what words did they twist? Trump said the revolutionaries took the airports in the Revolutionary War. Talk about dementia. You can see that abstract shit unedited.

Trump didn’t take questions???? What? You can’t be serious...fjb didn’t even campaign

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@Buck Rogers trump would answer tons of questions. He stopped taking questions from specific papers because they would constantly twist his words.

@Mohil Krishna Patel What a sad and nihilistic thing to think about the only book in history that has so many copies and has been translated into so many different languages that people have been debating on what it really means for over 2K years, much of which, Christian or Atheist or not, has shaped sayings and draws from other cultures and religious theologies all over the world that existed before "the bible" as we know it today was even written on paper. I read and re-read your quote and just think you must hate all pieces of literature and people. What a sad life to not have books or loved ones that you care about more than your rage and bitterness. I hope you meet someone who loves you more than you love your nihilistic hatred of books and people. Someone hurt you bad, and they suck. Honestly just wish I could give you a hug if you would accept one. "Gratitude" by Oliver Sacks, if you have any faith in humanity/books left at all, I recommend you read this and contemplate existential death, all the patterns in the world, your regrets, and how you may move forward to love others more than you love yourself

@Young Turk I’m glad to hear you’re doing ok. As you know, some people weren’t so lucky. Maybe it’s the current strain. Maybe you developed immunity. Either way, get better soon.

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"THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

I hope you get well asap

The skit wasn’t funny and the laugh track was ridiculous.

@John Conway covfefe.

It's sad that presidents don't take questions anymore. Trump didn't either. Obama did but it's gone downhill since then.

And completed more sentences!

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@Maria Rivera-Carvalho You must be slower than Joe..

@Chris topher trump lives rent free in her head

@Maria Rivera-Carvalho 👈 Checks under her bed every night for Donald Trump.

@Maria Rivera-Carvalho what makes project veritas fantasy?

And it feels like you watch snl, when it's not live 👀

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Yeah I had trouble buying that part. Lol

You know it's a parody because the real Biden would of held up his list of pre-approved journalist before taking questions.

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Hey at least he actually takes questions of any kind. There also wasn't a twitter storm on how badly SNL treats him the next day. That's refreshing.

"THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

My ticket is for NBA and NFL games so I’m fine 🙄 #wearenotleaving

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Quotes video we all just watched and still manages to butcher the quote

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@Hunter Tinsley naw, they just saw 33% and decided they didn’t want to go down with the ship.

SNL finally making fun of Joe? I wonder if Hillary made a phone call.

SNL has always ripped presidents that deserved it.

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I can't because in that world Biden would have to b a competent president that has a handle on inflation and is not proposing ridiculousness

@Buck Rogers clearly you don't know your history very well and my husband, who is an actual Historian and Theologian, is laughing his ass off right now because we had just discussed how someone would use their baseless, poor understanding of what Julius Caesar was actually like to argue how what I said was wrong to them. Do you know how he was usurped, how he died, and WHO made that decision? Let me tell you, it wasn't just an ignorant, angry Roman shooting him just because they didn't like what he said/thought in a social media post as it would be in Western Culture today lol

@Kaytiebug Tell that to Julius Caeser.

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@Sacia Chantil Nice SPAM you got there. Figure if you link to some shitty rap video you can attract more views. Get over yourself.

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That's wild. I've been in packed bars every night and still haven't gotten it

@Jonny- B right.... I don't get it. The shit is lame

@piemikey it’s a bot response you neanderthal

OMG UR SO QUIRKY…

@Liam clearly the term " fun" is lost on you.

Lol! Most people don’t even know he does that because the media doesn’t report it.

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yeah man they have to get new writers

Thank god- I didn’t think it was funny at all and I was beginning to think something is wrong with me after reading everyone else say it was so funny.

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@MonkeySoul Plants Music Gaming have you listed to the man talk? You're kidding right? The president of the United States LITERALLY cannot speak off of the teleprompter, continually gets names wrong, calls the VP the president multiple times AND barely ever answers reports questions. And don't you dare say I'm watching extremists. I watch the actual live feeds, not cut and spliced clips like CNN and MSNBC love to spit out. As an independent, it's clear who is brainwashed and who isn't. You jumping down someone else's throat with a different opinion than yours is beyond damaging. If you want to have a civil discussion with an open minded and free thinking person, I'm here to talk. If you respond and call me a Trumper, don't even bother because you will only make yourself look foolish and you will not get a response from me. People really need to start waking up. If you're a democrat and you really think what's going on right now is acceptable and you don't feel cheated, there's a major issue. If you're a republican and you think everyone on the left is an evil liar, there's a major issue. We ALL need to start coming together again and having discussions. Constant bashing of the opposite side is destroying our country. Let's have a discussion. Go.

And its sad you just go off punchlines by extremists instead of listen to the man talk…

It isn’t like SNL. Slammed every President since Gerald Ford

@Ralph Magliano what is woke? and some stuff biden has been incompetent on?

Exactly. They are too woke for comedy. They take comedy gold and paste over it with an agenda. Plus their writers are problably hired for equity over talent.

Just saw this same comment different profile. Y’all shilling hard.

@Buck Rogers they cut him off due to CENSORSHIP! He spoke the truth and they hated him for it. He was asked if he’s racist during every interview and answered the question repeatedly. His entire career reflects the fact that he’s not racist. His followers reflect that he’s not racist. Meanwhile Joe Biden has a very racist history and has been very open about his hatred of the black population. I think that’s really becoming obvious. Even to liberals who don’t like to open their eyes and see the truth. The MSM is not pro the people. They are backed by the globalists and big pharma. They will create a scenario that keeps their narrative in play. Isn’t it obvious by now???

@Buck Rogers - Believe what you see, not what you're told... Trump took questions constantly. CONSTANTLY....

@Buck Rogers oh brother 🙄

@Jean Beans Sorry, I don't count Fox and Friends questions, but even they cut him off.

@Buck Rogers Trump didn’t answer questions?? You mean the same questions that they asked him relentlessly that he already answered countless times??