Simpin' IS Easy!

I only check the internet for New episodes of Better Call Saul, Raised by Wolves & Swoozie vids.

swoozie is that one guy not in a relationship that everyone goes to for relationship advice

I don't have any friends to talk about these girl/relationship stuff. So whenever I watch a Swoozie upload, it lowkey kinda makes you feel like you're there, listening to the actual conversation IRL.

you know I think swoozie's dating problems largely come down to the fact that he constantly dates people that have to get a flight just to see him again, this man cannot do long-distance

This is a perfect example of why "situationships" don't work. If she's not your official girlfriend, she has no reason to be loyal. If he's not your official boyfriend, he has every right to entertain other women! If you like her enough to feel jealousy, ask her to be your exclusive girlfriend. If you don't, a "Damian" will come around and do it first 😩

Swoozie: "so i meet this gurl..." Me: *starts giggling while grabbing my dinner* Narrator voice in my head: Oh shit, here we go again ..

Swoozie remember your wise words. "Simpin' ain't pimpin'" Come back to us.

Life tip for both guys and girls: if the person randomly brings up someone without any reason that’s who they will mess with or leave you for. You’re welcome

"Sometimes you have to be a lion to be the lamb you really are" I think this better applies to gentler dudes to remind them that you gotta stick up for yourself sometimes, so ppl don't take advantage of your kindness, I don't like being confrontational, but that's sometimes necessary in order to send a message that your boundaries have to be respected, and I'd rather be respected than nice

Just to put out there, there are actual good wholesome women out there …. yes they do exist. being honest, real and vulnerable is one of the greatest strengths to ever have.. knowing the type of character you are and what you want in someone definitely helps with healthy boundaries, etc. super cheesy, but be true to you and know what kind of company you want around, makes all the difference

More of these videos pls! :)

Swoozie’s quote of day: “Be a lion” Words to live by 🦁

Dope video swooz you’re cousin is spitting straight facts. Hope you fine the one and I really felt that part about liking someone but it doesn’t work out been there too many times

I'm feeling you swooze honestly. I just kinda roll with the flow or energy put out now. Never be afraid to pull back. If the person pulls back, you just roll with it and get on with your life. Gotta keep those emotional attachments in check. Makes life and social shit easier tbh. Full jumping and investing can be addicting because your hit your brain with all these chemicals, but you gotta remember, that's just you making yourself feel that way, based on the other person.

Man, your cousin gave you a Kevin Samuels-like message when it comes to knowing your 'value' and it was on point! I love it!

This man has more stories to tell than I have brain cells.

as soon as she said “its been a year i’m still not completely over my ex” i would have been out SO FAST

Me personally, wouldn’t of gone past the “I’m still not over my ex” I respectfully would have jus let her deal with that on her own time.

I've watched your ITvid for, like....11 years. And you still give that positive comforting vibe that helps my anxiety melt away. Thank you for bringing a smile to this night shift nurse aides' face! :D

Swoozie out here giving us real life advice that will stick. Keep up the amazing work!

Swoozie is great at explaining his experiences to us in a way that we can relate and thats what makes me admire his content even more

Long as you not taking a hard left down Crazy Lane with Fresh & Fit, I’ll still keep watching, but that “high value” “chasing money/getting women” shit had me high key 😑 Like, it’s one thing to have self-respect and boundaries. That last half tho … 😬

Our current date culture is pretty messed up. Lots of people thinking it’s ok to bounce from person to person with no consequences

Communication is the key to any relationship, and it takes a level of maturity that (probably going to get a lot of downvotes for this) most people just don't have. It's hard to be fully open with a spouse, much less someone you just started dating. But that's what it takes to make things work, and most people would rather take the emotionally "easy" path of staying quiet or dancing around the other's feelings because we favor short-term payoffs over long-term ones. I wholly agree that just coming out and saying what happened, owning it, and moving on is the proper adult way to handle things. But I will say this: at first she might have been testing you (something that I wholly disagree with) and seeing if she can make you jealous, and then when you were cool with it and weren't physically there, she went along with this other dude's advances. Not saying it's your fault, but that's almost assuredly what happened.

Swoozie ain't ever been caught lacking with his fits, they on point every time

Bro I’m sooo convinced that I’ll never find someone who truly likes me the same way I like them. I relate to way to many of these stories, wishing you good energy my man!

Hey Swoozie you’ve literally made me actually get out of bed and do morning routines and get over anxiety, you be giving us advice but for me your helping me get over with morning routines, Keep up the great work Swooz!

I came here looking to laugh and get my mind off some heavy stuff but I NEEDED to hear this. Always coming through with the facts Swoozie. Such a blessing 🙏

“You never get money chasing these women, but you will always get women while chasing this money”. Damnnnnnnnnnnnn I’m getting that tat

When Swoozie shows up in the video, you know it's gonna be extra🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

He comes back when the world needed him the most

Swoozie you're a cool guy. You're spitting the truth about relationships. Mad respect 😎

Y'know when i first saw this video i thought i'd be enjoying it for laughs but, damn did this hit closer to home than anything else. Almost exact same thing happened to me couple of months ago. She still to this day lingers in my mind, but, after hearing the ending i legitly broke into tears. Thankfully now i'm doin better, but i'm glad this acted as an eye-opener to me, maybe now this'll help me improve.

These are my favorite type of Swoozie vids, it's so personal but still hilariously relatable. Knowing your worth comes with no compromise! Great vid, hopefully we get more lmao

Thanks! Tacos on me tonight Swooz! 😎

As a lady who has been Team Swoozie™ for almost 10 years now (gosh!) I think your friend gave some good advice. So important to know your value, and always approach every situation with respect and compassion. Life is messy and we are all trying our best out here. I'm glad you had a genuine connection with that girl and I hope she finds what she is looking for, but I hope you can find someone that wants the same things you do soon! I love your stories, but the story I look forward to the most is the story of you getting that dream girl! Always rooting for you dude

Swoozie is great at explaining his experiences to us in a way that we can relate and thats what makes me admire his content even more

i'll be honest swooz, im usually a huge fan of your content but the conclusion of your video sounds like those rly toxic alpha male red pill fresh and fit podcast conversations, which is really unhealthy and unattractive. there are a lot of videos online showing why those mindsets are not good for both men and women. i would reevaluate the ending of this video, the rest of it was totally good though

This is on point. I'm also gonna give advice too. This is bound to happen if you are out in the market of dating. So this isn't woman or man only..both sides can play this "game" which if any of them do this game they deserve to kick rocks. They are going to say along the lines of "I think we should see other people." When they do this accept it and agree, no emotion, no nothing. They'll do one of two things either they will 180, or they will separate. If they 180 and try to get you back you tell them to kick rocks. This game should not be played and if you are going to play it you deserve to kick all the rocks.

If you wanted some advice: You can't change the other person but you can change yourself. If they're doing sketch stuff that infringes on your boundaries, let them know and also honor your boundaries if they continue to infringe on them and let them know and if needed back out of that relation (whether romantic or platonic)

If a girl tells you, she broke with her boyfriend a year ago and she hasn't gotten over it but expects you to be patient....RED FLAG!!!!!

Yo Swooz, you need to find someone local to you - long distance "being patient" doesn't compete with daily in-person interaction - hard to be a convincing lion over the phone, at best she's watching a National Geographic documentary with you, lol. I feel like a common thread in your stories is that a flight is involved every time you hang out with a potential girlfriend. Ixnay on the ightflay, find someone you can give backrubs to, outside of weekends, on more than a monthly basis.

"It's been a year and I'm still not over my ex" Swooz that was the signal that she was playing you lmao. She was just on standby for the damiens to drop by

This man is like a online therapy he always there giving advice

Swoozie back at it again with another strong story with something to learn

swoozie is that one guy not in a relationship that everyone goes to for relationship advice

swoozie is that one guy not in a relationship that everyone goes to for relationship advice

ngl this finally gave me the full red flags. I always kinda wondered why this guy didn't actually have a long-term partner despite his appearance and I can kinda see why now. He's going sliiiightly into incel territory.

This man could make a trip to the grocery store sound interesting

I love you swoozie 💖 keep doing what you’re doing, you’ll find the right one!

Man, I needed this one this time around. Thanks sWooZie.

Been watching swoozie for a long time. One of the biggest lessons ever…. Simpin ain’t Pimpin

Mad credit for being so wholesome. I think that matters, and for the right person, it's going to win them over. Don't do long distance relationships.

Damn, I really needed that ending advice. Some thoughts had been bugging me, they ain't bugging me no more.

man swoozie is the man we all need to help create our image, and not to let things overwhelm us and bring us down, thanks for making this content and just voicing your opinion

Unbearable creativity.. you earned this sub, son✊

Love you man, always giving me advice when I need it like you come here and just say what I need to hear

What I learnt in my very limited experience with a handful of girls, match their energy is a good rule of thumb. Don’t be over doing it if they fail to give u the bare minimum. Know your worth, value ur time. Stop pining over girls who u gotta bend over backwards just to vibe with. Don’t go for ppl who don’t value u and ur time because there will always, ALWAYS be someone out there who does.

Man forgot his number 1 rule: “I ain’t nobody’s plan B, either you choose me or you lose me.” Keep your head up, King. Remember what you taught us.

“Why can’t I meet a girl like a girl the girl like me and everybody be happy” that just hit a little tooo close to homeee

i always get hyped when a new swoozie vid gets posted… you just know your in for a treat

Oh Swoozie. You going down this route now, huh? The moment you said "with another female" a red flag just popped up in my head, and then you hit me with the DLV DHV? Ooof. So sad to see a good one go rotten.

I love everything your cousin said. Swoozie, you are sweet, funny, nice, generous, creative...need I go on? How are you out of this girl's league? HOW? Let me tell you, she is out of YOUR league. She needs to get on YOUR level and doesn't deserve you if she can't see how golden you are when she has you. I fully agree with your cousin. Be that lion and believe it!!

Always get butterflies from a new Swoozie video. Can’t wait to see what stories this new lion mode will bring 🔥

Damn! I wanna meet someone like Adante. He sounds fun to be around and sincere.

Lmfao I love how accurate these videos are. Many females I met and made connections with and the girl does a whole 360 and do other stuff. This is why at this point I do not waste my time anymore to remotely wanna chat with peeps. Also Swoozie you are expecting people to be mature, you be as open minded as you want and it still is going to happen 🤣😂🤣😂. It could be written down in the biggest font ever and they still would do the opposite hahaha.

I’m going through something right now where I have been feeling so crappy, putting in 100 percent for this guy I like that says he likes me but he only gives me 10 percent. I really haven’t been able to figure out how to go about this, but now I know. LION!!!! Thanks swoozie!!!

I can't believe it's been 12 years I've been watching this MAN. And I still get just as excited when he drops a video.

Why do Swoozie videos always hit where I need them too ... Keep up the good work bruv

I 100% agree with you. Just be mature about it 🤦‍♀️ and I’m sorry that you still haven’t found that someone special actually worth holding on too. You deserve that ❤️ (written with a sisterly type of way, don’t worry 😄👌)

That's really good advice for everyone. Don't be waste your time on someone who won't waste their time on you. And it's hard when you know you heard something fishy but instead of addressing it right then and there and letting whatever happens happen then, you just take it in that information in and either call them out on it at a later date or never.

Swoozie is great at explaining his experiences to us in a way that we can relate and thats what makes me admire his content even more

So not to sound mean... but I first became a fan of swoozie back in 2011 when my high-school girl friend broke up with me. I thought his relationship stories and advice were so insightful and relatable. 11 years later, I'm married with a child. And Swoozie seems to still be having the same relational issues. I'm not saying you need to settle Swooze, but maybe it's time to start dating women, instead of girls.

Swoozie Always Has The Best Stories 💯💯🤣 I Need A Friend Like Dat💯💯

Damn, dude. I haven't watched your stuff in a long while, but felt drawn to this one for some reason. Turns out this is almost an identical situation I went through back in February.

i been through this exact same thing! i simped too long, glad i got out when i did. you're better than me

Swoozie, I love you, Your always making my day

The day Swoozie gets a perfect mutual married relationship is the day the world gets the good ending and the credits roll

Shit swoozie, can't believe you still posting. I've seen you back in the day. Always love your stories.

I want swoozie to find someone good to him but then these short stories will end 😭😭

We all need a friend like Swoozie in our lives 💯❤

Oh swoozie you poor soul. I feel this on a personal level lol.

The first red flag brother was her saying that she’s still trying to get over her ex. That’s her indicating that she’s emotionally unavailable and will take any type of “attention” she can get to validate her low self-esteem. I can empathize with you on this one brother!

This video is exactly what I didn’t know I needed.

Swoozie, this got me having PTSD, but ey nice video man and I can relate, keep them videos coming🔥

I always get more luck whenever I'm doing my own thing, and trying to enjoy myself. Your cousin is right. Keep ya head up G. Know your worth and never forget what makes you happy. Being in a relationship is seen as the ultimate goal for many people. No surprise, we find a lot of comfort and joy in it. Don't let that make you lose sight of your happiness as an individual.

Hello! I'm new to this channel. I really started to love you're channel, i clicked you're video because it caught my attention. I love you're animation too!

"You will never get money chasing these women but you will always get women while chasing this money." - Mark Andre

Ngl swoozie be looking fire every day with his dripped out clothes just for us 🔥🔥

Dude, swoozie is my boy! Ever since I found you, my relationship is so much better! Minimal simping.

I've finally built up the courage to ask out my crush. This video made me realize that I'm never gonna have any relationship if I don't put in any effort. Wish me luck boys.

First swoozie vid I’ve watched in 6 year and he still getting played 😔😂😂

That head turning at the exact moment of the end in the music was just a masterpiece. Bravo to you sir

Something I noticed during this story is that you should have been up front with her when she said the line that gave you flashbacks. You shouldn't have hid your feelings without having a conversation about what you've experienced in the past. The longer you wait to talk about the unpleasant stuff the more unpleasant the relationship will grow

the fact that this happened to me 2 months ago is crazy. i felt this on a spiritual level

20 ish years ago in highschool I had it bad for one of my friends. She didn’t return the feelings and it crushed me. But one day I basically came to the same conclusion. If she don’t actually want you, what is the damn point about being upset about it? Few years later found someone that liked me back been together ever sense. That said, I definitely married up. But she liked who I was and I was just being myself. Not clingy or obsessive just myself. I hope you find someone one day. One day, you’ll find someone who gets it.

Just went through some rough situation, I was absolutely simpin; gotta remember SIMPIN AINT PIMPIN

I would’ve said “yeah all Mercedes’ cars take diesel” and hung up lmao

Okay but the end though. Exactly what I needed to hear not reaching out, gotta remember you the catch whole time.🫶🏾

My man swoozie we love you, we ain't gonna mess around with other people, take care swooz